Hi My Name's Jared I'm 19 and I Never Learned How to Read
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"I'd trust her with Snape'southward life?"
Shady overlord from level ix. Far too clever by half. Pitiful about the punching thing. Far too interested in feelings. Approximate we should hug now?
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i'm nineteen and i'yard on fire
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((what up, I'm jared, I'm 19, and I never fuckin learned how to read))
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i estimate it's nonbinary day? what a great excuse to share these library bathroom selfies. (they/them) ✨
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Funny thing I just thought of: the "What up, I'one thousand Jared, I'1000 19, and I never fuckin learned how to read!" vine works perfectly for Silvery considering he probably doesn't know how to read. Idk perhaps he does simply. Works for Nail!Knuckles too.
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^ Talking near this one for the uncultured ^
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Hey! What are Thomas and Randy's appearances supposed to look like? I desire to make what I'm working on as authentic as possible. :)
Thanks SO much for request! Let me go into more item, considering I am and then deplorable I gave such a vague description of Allie last time since I was unaware that you wanted to draw him (can I PLEASE mention again how TALENTED you lot are???).
I'll give a full clarification of all THREE boys (Thomas, Allie, and Randolph) for anyone else who wants to describe whatever of them!
Thomas: Thomas is extremely alpine (half-dozen′5) and he is a very congenital, potent man dissimilar Alexander (RIP, skinny boi) complete with your classic pecs an a 6 pack. He has black hair that is slicked back and is Non shoulder length (I will include an image of what his hair looks similar so that you know). He has fuller lips than Allie does, and blackness optics with heavily hooded lids (if you have noticed, Thomas almost always looks either bored or fucking DONE with everyone'due south shit). He has very night, heavy brows (not bushy brows, just very nighttime and well shaped) that come downward close to 1 another (he is very practiced at scowling). He is known for having characteristically sharp canines, so if you are planning to draw a smile on him at any point in time, he'due south basically got fangs. If I had to compare him to someone, I would say Nico Hischier. If yous would similar to know anything else about him, don't hesitate to inquire!
Allie: Allie is a lot shorter than anyone else in this story, standing just barely at 5′half-dozen. He has almost no muscle makeup and is very small-scale and petite. He has shoulder length dirty blonde pilus that has some volume, but is not curly or fuzzy. He likes to constrict information technology behind his ears so that it falls neatly onto his shoulders. He has curvy brows (looking similar he has them done) that well-nigh always say "Problem" considering of how they're shaped. His genuine eye color is an icy lite blue, merely his color contacts that he always wears are hazel with hints of green. He has a boyish face up shape that is not divers with a wide jawline, and is more than of an androgynous, feminine shape. His nose is small, perky, and upturned. His lips are VERY feature for always curling up at the ends like he knows something y'all don't (await up Natalie Dormer smile if you lot demand inspiration). If I had to compare him to someone, I would compare him to River Phoenix (brought to my attention by @firthycreature )
Randolph: Randolph. Oh Randolph, Randolph, Randolph. Where to beginning. Randy is about half dozen anxiety tall, and he is non nearly every bit muscular as Thomas, but he is has more than mass to him than Allie does. He is nonetheless Twink-built, but rather taller than Allie. Randy has deep black hair, glossy, shiny, and complete with luscious waves that falls about 3/four down his neck, but does not touch his shoulders. His optics are nighttime black, his complexion a deep tan, and he has extremely thick eyelashes, just soft brows. He sports a characteristic dimple on his left cheek, equally well as a freckle on his right cheekbone. His nose, like Allie's is perky and upturned, but non as small. His lips are full and nighttime. If I actually had to compare him to someone, I would take to say Josh Ovalle. Practice I mean the "what upwards I'k Jared I'm 19 and I never fuckin' learned how to read guy"? yes I do.
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How-do-you-do, I'1000 Craig, and I never learned to read or spell
what's up, I'chiliad jared, 19, and never fuckin learned how to read
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What'southward up I'k Jared, I'm 19, I'm going to have to completely re make the stays I've been making by paw for the past iv months, and I never fuckin learned how to read.
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To the final Ss and CN ask, I was referring to this
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Oh fair yeah.
What upwards I'k Jared, 19, and I never fuckin learned how to read.
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I forgot to post this one separately, whoops
What up I'yard Jared 19 and I never fuckin learned how to read
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questions from here
1. What OTPs in your fandom(s) do y'all just non go? so... information technology's not that i don't /get/ them, information technology'due south simply that i don't /like/ them personally. normally they're either canon or genuinely did accept some chemical science! i tin can't rly recall of much where i'1000 genuinely similar "wtf???" bc i tin can run across a case made for nearly things.
then for the pop ships that rly just aren't for me rn or as i remember them - londo/g'kar (b5), kepcobi (w359), sam/jack (sg1), john/aeryn (farscape), teslen (sanctuary), will/helen (ALSO sanctuary and i am so sorry to my teslen friends for putting it on the same list) and lucy/wyatt (timeless - this ane may have been canon BUT IT RLY IS 1 I Merely DO NOT GET WHAT IS THE /Appeal/).
3. Whatsoever fandoms that don't appeal to y'all? the magnus archives comes to mind. i'chiliad certain it'south great merely i associate it w some of the uncomfortable topics i've heard it explores, and information technology's just... everywhere and the fandom seems rly focused on thou/m. any show that requires caring abt m/m or mainly male characters is like, impossible for me to get into.
Too on the flip side, any fandom the lesbian migration tm flocks to solely bc it has lesbians. like........ i just get turned off almost immediately bc i just know the routine of wlw getting into a show for pure uwu sapphic rep, turning on it as soon as information technology portrays realistic issues/tells the story it wants to, and then moving onto the next thing. i also like shows for more than than rep! tell me about the plot peradventure!!!! instead of just flashing "IT HAS LESBIANS" in my face and shoving all the trigger warnings under the rug.
at this point i only care nearly the plot and if it has milfs! that's all i need to know! oh my god!
oh also it def helps if it doesn't have 500 episodes. i need bite-sized shows or i dice. i likewise heavilyyyy prefer shows to podcasts, books, and films, but only really accept real bug with books bc i'm jared xix never fuckin learned how to read.
7. Is at that place annihilation you lot used to similar, just now tin can't stand? oh absolutely. starting time things that come to listen are considering of uhhh the horrible horrible problematic humor i had when i was like 11 and i tin at present await dorsum on those shows like wow! what the fuck!
only other than thattttt - i distanced myself from the 100 and orphan black considering the lesbian migration tm (see above) was similar "oh these things are problematic and yous're bad if you like them!!i!1!"! later a lesbian got killed/shot/whatever (tho with the 100, in that location was a LOT that fabricated information technology specially fucked upwards due west showrunners promising they wouldn't coffin their gays). also i wasnt a fan of how wlw in the fandom treated m/f shippers, even tho i know it was a mess on both fronts. sooooo bc my dash of lesbians rioted against those things, i stopped watching too. after lexa, f/f fandoms merely... stopped being fun, and i go why, simply... idk. i miss the days when it was fun! and bc information technology no longer is, i'1000 just not in half the fandoms i used to be.
lastly, there are a lot of characters, ships, shows, shared ocs, etc i acquaintance with people i fell out with then i but have a fight or flight response upon being reminded of them jkl;sdf.
OH WAIT Actual LASTLY - i've tried getting thru stargate sg1 twice now, and it'due south always fine for the beginning iii seasons and then the huge amount of episodes becomes unbearable and it drags on and on and on and oh my god it's but non a good show half the time. i like it only i wanna bite my pillow every time i see people praise it, esp for representation reasons. and like, listen, i Honey trash shows!!! but at least admit they suck.
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I can't believe that Sonic actually went "What up, I'm Jared, I'g 19, and I never f*cking learned how to read", what an icon.
"what upward, im sonic, i'm 15, and i never fuckin' learned how to read!"
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Brianna: It'southward a avocadooo...thanks
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White boys be like what upwardly my proper noun's Read, I'm Jared, and I never fuckin learned how to 19.
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yo what upward I'1000 Jared I'm 19 and I never fuckin learned how to read
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(For the virtually me matter) What up, I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never fucking learned how to read
so fuckin accurate 😪
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Every time I sentry "what upward I'm Jared I'm xix and I never fuckin learned how to read" I recollect of sonic
Tell me what vines you associate with my muse
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( this vine is just me )
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my tablet updated and all the fonts changed and suddenly what's up my proper noun is jared i'thousand nineteen and i never fuckin learned how to read
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Zodiacs as Vines
Aries: "What upwards, I'm Jared I'thou 19, and I never fucking learned how to read"
Taurus: "Hi welcome to Chili'southward"
Gemini: "I WON'T HESITATE, Bowwow"
Cancer: "Ah, fuck. I can't believe yous've done this."
Leo: "What the FUCK is up Kyle"
Virgo: "Await at all these chickens"
Libra: "CHRIS IS THAT A WEED"
Scorpio: "Side by side time you lot put a hand on me Imma fuckin rip your face off BITCH"
Sagittarius: "I don't have enough coin for chicken nuggets"
Capricorn: "Y'all better picket out, you better sentinel out, you bETTER Watch OUT, You Ameliorate Lookout OUT"
Aquarius: "Welcome to bible study, nosotros're all children of Jesus! Kumbaya, my lord!"
Pisces: "Suh dude"
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